Tall, Dark, and Mysterious


And yet, the poll is strangely conclusive

File under: Character Writ Large, I Read The News Today, Oh Boy. Posted by Moebius Stripper at 7:19 pm.

So, what, is CNN getting its stories from The Onion these days? I hope that this is the work of a bored journalist as opposed to one who actually missed the irony, because this is one of the funniest headlines I’ve seen ever. (Via Ernie’s 3D Pancakes.)