Dear Son,
The view is that since you began your studies in Computer your level of communicability with the rest of your family has been in recess, as well as your ability to maintain a minimum order on your desk and rest in your room. That is why I decided to take action on the matter and put it on show in the same terms that you use every day to go to us, your family:
Seeing that your operating system allows you to keep your work environment optimized or your storage units, have seen fit to defragment the free space and bring order to your filesystem.
So, I released amount of space on your high-capacity drives (shelves) and removable drives (drawers).
I have enabled, along with your dial-up, a space for your documents, which is your address book and your clipboard, and have left enough space for you to have direct access to your writing and drawing tools.
I have also emptied the trash and restored the visual settings of your walls, eliminating these wallpapers as outdated.
Scanning the rest of the environment, I found some hidden partitions, such as the space between the mattress and box spring.
I recommend you keep the software “eye anatomy” in inaccessible folders to your brothers, who are still minors, if you do not want to suffer the censure of the BSA or failing that, your parents.
Dirty clothes I have tried with a long program and compressed in your removable drives.
I recommend that you update more often your underwear, or you will have a regular Antivirus pass .
Since I know you’ll find some difficulty in adapting to this new order, I have overwritten the table of contents of your units so it will be easier to find what you seek.
Sure you can find a bug, it is the first time I am system administrator. If you find any, let me know and will develop a patch.
Finally, I minimized the general disorder of your closet, I have maximized your area of study and have implemented a conditional loop to limit your resources if you do not keep your environment optimized.
I hope that these changes will improve your performance and not need to overclock your hours of study or the bandwidth limit you in your communications.
Signed: Your mother
PS: Your family misses a normal conversation.